But the off-season has its benefits, and one today is reading Grant Brisbee's take on the new baseball stadium in Miami, and particularly their new home run celebration device:
Behold. This is what will happen when the Marlins hit a home run. It's what Bernie Brewer thinks he's sliding down after a couple buttons of peyote.There is more. The picture is worth the visit. I can't bring myself to copy it here. But really, click over to see it. Even if you don't care about baseball, you really should see this thing. Really.